Monday, February 18, 2013

Alright, Asshole

I have been perfectly clear with you from the start, I DO  NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.
Simple as that. You chose to still talk to me, and try to hang out with me, and "get to know me" (I know that means "try to get in my pants") and I'm not having it.

I told you multiple times, in the simplest terms I know, that I don't want to date anyone. I don't want to go out on dates with anyone, I don't even want to really talk to a boy let alone "get to know" one.

So this morning, when I told you again for the 100th time that I wanted to make it perfectly clear that we will never be more than friends and that I don't want a relationship you have no right to get angry with me.
I have been straight forward and blunt from the start. Don't come to me telling me that I should work on being honest and up front when CLEARLY I have been and you've just refused to hear what I said. Boys are good at that selective hearing shit. They hear what they want to hear. Not what I actually said.

Anyways, on another note. I had a philosophy test this morning. That was rough, and I studied for it. YAY.
Also.. I forgot to tell you all this but, my valentine's day certainly was interesting.

So I get a call on like Monday of last week and it's my mother.

"Hey honey, just letting you know your father and I are coming to see you on Thursday!"

I was like wait, what? "why?"

"Because it's Valentine's day, your dad and I are coming up for breakfast and we're bringing gifts and what not. Be ready by 7:30 AM. We don't want you to be alone on Valentine's day."

Okay, so my first thought was forever alone. Then is was, my parents are going to be my damn valentines,  and then I thought WTF?! 7:30! Why so early?!

"Mom, why are you gonna be here at 7:30?"

She replies, "Well don't you have a 9:30 class on Thursdays? We wanted to get there in time for us to eat and such."

At this point I'm thinking What day is Thursday? Like, I didn't even know what day it was let alone what classes I had that morning. Geez, my mom knows my week better than I do.

So I was like, "Okay mom."

They came up and had breakfast with me and brought me flowers and chocolate and a teddy bear. And of course Daddy always comes through with some money for his baby girl. I had a fun morning of eating and talking with the rents and then later that night I went on a date that I really didn't even want to go on. But since I'm the only single girl in my group of friends now, everyone get's hooked up with Meghan for blind dates. AWKWARD. Whatever, it was free food. And I didn't have to be "alone" on Valentine's day.

This is life, and I'm gonna live it.

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