My "Family"

My "family" consists of about 975398769876 college students. Okay, that's over exaggerating a little bit but, there is: Tony, Dallas, Jonathan (JK), Kristine, Hope, Hazel, Joy, Taylor, & Charlie So 9 people to say the least. 

We are the most obnoxious, crazy, loud, hysterical, sympathetic, always there for each other, drunken, stupid, loving group of people you will ever meet. We party, and when we party, we party hard. I'll bet you anything you won't beat me and Tony at beer pong and I'll bet you anything Taylor and I can drink you under the table. We enjoy life. Every single one of us and each one of us brings something different to the table. Tony = the asshole douche bag who's really a nice guy on the inside who we all go to for relationship advice even though we all know that sometimes we shouldn't. Dallas = The artsy, random, ADD, awesomely friendly and sweet guy who plays the guitar and makes everyone smile all the time. JK = the teddy bear nerd who's the best snuggler you'll ever find and will find a way to pretty much beat you at any online computer or video game. Kristine = she's awesome and can fit in just about anywhere, we all love her and she goes with the flow she can be calm and quiet or crazy and loud just depends on the environment. Hope = she's the hippie, peace, love, and earth girl. We love her to death because I honestly think she's the most rational of the group she's almost always the mediator in the group. Hazel = just hazel, she knows everyone, she's philosophical and a "mini-person" according to Tony she's such a sweet heart and everyone loves her TONS. Joy = Hope's sister, she's an awesome listener and she's really down to earth. Taylor = the hysterical, funny, crazy, loud, out of this world one. She brings the funny no matter the situation & her boyfriend Charlie is just kinda on for the ride. If he can stick it out with her she better husband that dude. As for me, I'm the loud, always talking, exciting one. If it's quiet they always ask where I am. I bring adventure into the group. We all mesh really well and we all love each other to bits.

We have this motto: "shit out family says." Here are some awesome examples: There's always room for one more (shot that is), In this family we get stupid, my change has tasted, you think you're drinking fast - you're not drinking fast enough, BITCH! and many many more. 

So yeah, we're a little insane. But I promise you, we're probably the most amazing group of people you'll ever meet. I love them all so so so much. Without them, I probably don't know where I'd be because I know I can always count on at least ONE of them to be there for me if not ALL of them if I ever needed them. We're a family. We don't give up on each other and we shotgun in the shower. We stick together through thick and thin and we pile 6 to a bed. Some of us chain smoke and some of us are virgins and it's quite alright, we wouldn't trade any of us for anything else and that's a fact.

So here's my advice: LIVE LIFE damnit! Live like me and my family. Don't give a shit what others think of you. We sure as hell don't give a damn about any of you, we just want to party and we just want to make sure you're having the time of your lives with us. Don't settle for anything but awesome, be stupid, be drunk, be classy, love like no other, and drink like your liver really wants it. You have only one life to do whatever you want with. In one hundred years no one will remember the stupid mistakes you made, so make a fool of yourself while you still have the chance because if you spend all your life trying to be the coolest kid around you will never be happy with yourself. Not to mention, the cool kids are us & we're making a fool of ourselves. It's okay, join in the fun.